Clifford (aka Oblique made in red yarn) made me angry. Over the past 5 months I carefully knit it, carefully seamed it and carefully blocked it. I even made a swatch, washed it and measured it before starting. All that and IT DOESN'T FIT! This fact makes me unhappy. I will write more about it when I am not so unhappy. I might even show you pictures. Heck, I might even put buttons on it. But, for now, it will be in a tote bag on a long time out thinking about what it has done wrong.