While walking to the subway one morning this week, I met a new neighbor.
He was hanging out by a tree looking fairly harmless....that is, until you got close to him.
He looks a bit shifty, don't you think? And, what is with that pencil mustache and chest tuft? I didn't want to say anything but he had his pants unzipped. I'd watch the kids closely, if I were you.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
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ooh, is he single?
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Get your ASS back to Mpls where it's safe.
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